February 2011
YESSSSSSSSS ! We just got some new Ice Cream at my...
halfhero-halfvictim:
I was in the kitchen literally scoopin’ out my ice cream like :
& My mom was looking at me like:
& now I’m eating it while I write this post like :
When your crush texts you & you're looking at your...
halfhero-halfvictim:
When someone asks you when you're going to get a...
ber-na-babe:
…and you’re just like “I don’t know, I guess tomorrow when I walk out of my house I’ll just choose one from the swarm of guys that all come sprinting towards me.”
when you accidently hit the backspace button and...
1 Corinthians 13:11
sexdrugscash:
When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.
That awkward moment when you throw a grenade at...
herlittlemonster:
A relationship doesn't scare me, neither does the...
halfhero-halfvictim:
YES ! OMFG ! me & him =/
"look there's a cutie!"
halfhero-halfvictim:
dirtyfreeforalll:
why do only asian people do this type of shit
^ Cus Asian people are cute & funny when they do it . lol
Goodnighttt . Boutta give my pillow some head...
halfhero-halfvictim:
#kthnxbai: Advice from Somewhere →
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don’t believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say,…
I was sure by now, God, that You would have...
Empty Hole
Lately, i feel something has been missing from my life. Since the beginning of high school I have felt the need to always have a boyfriend or a guy that I can talk to often. Bt for a while i haven’t had that and have been trying to meet and talk to different guys to become that person I can always talk to. I have learned that I do not need need a guy to define me, to make my day a happy...
Who Lies More?... Men? Women? or the History Books...
ufocottoncandy:
- Midnightview
When people post in-direct statuses about you:
Bitch just say my name.
January 2011
When someone says "So tell me about yourself"
halfhero-halfvictim:
iloveboomboom:
You’re like: What do I say?
lmao . Rightt ?
When you accidentally touch that hot person's hand
michaelsaurus:
The awkward moment when you're with your friend...
itsrachelduhh:
diamondscented:
watchitbeontmz:
xxteambreezyxx:
yougivemebutterfliesss:
xxhershiebabyxx:
I remember when i was a kid i went on the computer...
halfhero-halfvictim:
……& to play ” Pinball ” ! lmao
moreabout-nothing:
Facebook Notification (1)
Twitter Mention (1)
Tumblr Message (1)
When your mom makes your favorite meal.
lovemyselffirst:
I LOVE POOH BEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
lollll , The gif makes it 184914x more funny .
Imagine if someone came up to you in the street...
I’d be like:
When you see a hoe walking down the hallway acting...
halfhero-halfvictim:
& all of her slut-ass Facebook pictures ( like GTFO hoe! This ain’t Myspace) :
